Vinnie's Football Shorts Stills from the London location filming in Summer 2002, featuring our crew and contributors.   Les Ferdinand "Barring David Seaman, Peter Schmeichel's probably the greatest goalie this country's ever had..."   John Barnes "When he was at Barcelona, Gary Lineker regularly used to sunbathe naked..."   Keith Allen "Very few people outside Liverpool like Michael Owen, because he's so nice... He looks like a copper!"   Graham Taylor "You have to remember, at the time I made the advert, very few people in the country were speaking to me..." Ed Hall "Burgers and crisps have created the new Alan Shearer, the slightly sexy, pseudo-intellectual Alan Shearer..."   Gabby Logan "The stresses of international football haven't taken their toll on Owen's face. He should advertise face cream..." Hear'Say "John Barnes? Not the worst football actor I've ever seen, but he's a better singer..."   Paul Ross "When you get Shearer imitating Cantona who's already doing a parody of himself, that way madness lies..." Jo Guest "Ian Wright did that Nescafe advert, but I'm an Arsenal fan so I'll forgive him for that..."   Emma B "David Beckham? Hung like a horse!" John Barnes autographs an England shirt on Suzy Ratner's back.   Suzy attempts to record sound while Simon reflects the afternoon sun into D.o.P. Chris Keenan's face... Photographs © Simon Harries 2002